Mar 26, 2016
Featuring: Booze, Chuck Turtleman
Whaaaat’s up, my honkies?
On this very special episode of the SFJ podcast, we catch up with Idiot of Facebook Lisa Br(BEEEP)do. Lisa claims to be the daughter of famous Godfather actor Marlon Br(BEEEP)do, and has taken his surname, but to protect her anonymity, we never reveal it on the podcast.
Lisa is now an artist, creating wonderful works in many mediums, most of which seem to appear when you do a reverse DuckDuckGo image search, for some reason. Now Lisa has been approached by a VERY famous auction house and is selling some of her pieces. It’s all very exciting. Especially for her boyfriend Billy, who sure does love her, according to his Facebook account. Which may or may not be maintained exclusively by Lisa. (It is).
We investigate whether badly-spelled pop star Zayn Malik’s crippling pickled egg addiction was the real reason for his split from The One Direction, wonder how many Chinese China strippers we’d need to hire to get anyone to turn up to our funerals, and try to locate Kim Jong Il Jr’s missing submarine before nanny gives him his bath.
All this, and an SFJ Special Report into whether the monkeys of the Republic of the Republic of Guinea really believe in God, & why they’d think he’s such a fan of rudimentary masonry work.
So run yourself a nice deep bath, have a loved one bring you a
big plate of chicken wings but DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT stick us in
Please make sure your podcast delivery device of choice is placed a safe distance away from the bathtub. You don’t want to tempt fate.
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