Episode #61 – A Very Cockney Christmas Special

Dec 23, 2012

Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Dr. P, Hiccup
Producer: Booze

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Merry Christmas! 

It’s a time for celebration, and nobody celebrates like the Cockneys of London’s East End.

Renowned cookery author and anthropologist Ben from the I Am Idiot Podcast (http://bit.ly/iamidiot) joins us to share his intimate knowledge of this fascinating people. We learn all about their mainly fruit based rhyming slang, listen to some literally incredible Cockney facts, and meet two famous actors engaged in a fierce battle to be the most Cockney man in the universe.

Come with us as we attempt to learn the Cockney accent, under the expert tutelage of Hollywood dialect coach Dr. Dave Ph.D,Professor of the Dramatic Arts at Connecticut University. By the end of this podcast, you’ll be able to speak fluent Cockney, just like Don Cheadle. And Hiccup.Yes, Hiccup is back. It’s a Christmas miracle!We also attempt to answer the big Christmas questions. Do shepherds really wash their socks by night? Was the Baby Jesus the best of all the Jesuses? And did he have a car seat for the ride back from Bethlehem?The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes… they probably just heard our old friend, YouTube sensation Stefano! treating us to an “agoostiguvvah” of a Christmas classic.

Bane off of Batman helps a listener with a yuletide family dispute, Booze celebrates a terrifying voodoo Xmas and Belasco has a spectacular festive surprise up his trouser legs for us all.

And when Dr P isn’t very audibly enjoying his special seasonal medicine, he brings us an all-Xmas edition of his News Round. What will be in the ‘copter with him this week?

 

So pour yourself a huge cup of egg nog, pull up a massive brussels sprout & join us for the SFJ Bumper Christmas Special.

 

Gawd bless us, every one!

Show Notes

• 00:50 – Intro
• 01:25 – Christmas Chat
• 03:00 – Christmas Voodoo
• 04:25 – Worst Presents
• 05:38 – Ask Bane
• 07:35 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/TgJoDV)
• 09:45 – A Cockney Christmas
• 17:20 – How to Speak Cockney
• 28:50 – I Am Idiot (http://bit.ly/iamidiot)
  • Fifty Shades of Gravy: The Cookbook (http://amzn.to/TgKQGg)
• 31:00 – Should Belasco Watch This Film
• 33:10 – Belasco’s Disco Dance Spectacular
• 35:00 – Dr P’s News Round (Unicorn Lair)
• 38:00 – Bad Teacher
• 42:00 – Bad Parade Float Guy
• 48:11 – Dancing Corpse-nam Style
• 50:00 – Her Majesty The Queen Addresses SFJ

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