Jun 28, 2014
Welcome to our Season Finale!*
Meet Frank. Frank is an Italian gentleman who pretends to be in the Mafia. He rides a mobility scooter and is, we discovered, a bit deaf. Frank is also a massive Idiot of Facebook and, if you’re a very lucky lady, he’ll send you a picture of his penis.
Usually, we don’t encourage interaction with the Idiots. We frown upon Catfishing, Dogbowling, Fish Tanking AND Mudsharking. This time, though… things got a bit out of hand. Frank ended up on the show.
Except that Frank thinks he’s being interviewed live by a New Zealand radio station. I wonder how he got that idea?
In our special Season Finale News Round, we meet a Chinese Chinadecorator who put something somewhere it shouldn’t have gone, a man who REALLY loves pool floats (again), and we ask if it’s ever okay to give a woman a great big kick up the arse.
Our Agony Aunt Bane off of Batman is still searching for gainful employment after not getting a part in the Superman Vs Batman movie. This week he’s looking after mutated kittens in Iraq, where he meets some very exuberant young gentlemen with fireworks.
There’s some personal hygiene advice for the BDSM community, and we ask Should Belasco Watch This Film? Hopefully for the last time ever.
Oh, and… Spoiler Alert… one of us dies.
Did we mention this is our Season Finale?
So stick this in your ear, and remember… everybody wants to be a gangster until a gangster walks in the room. Apparently.
*We’re taking a hiatus, and we’ll be back in the fall. Or,
if you’re not an American, we’re having a bit of a rest and we’ll
see you in the Autumn.
Meanwhile, Dr P will be bringing you some special News Rounds, with some extra special guests. So stay subscribed, my honky.
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